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if you are breathing and find me attractive let me know

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thewisepickle:

why are girls like “oh it’s december i need a boyfriend to keep me warm” no you can buy a coat like the rest of the single people

pizzaforpresident:

one time i spent an entire hour making a sim that looked exactly like me and wore the same kind of clothes and liked the same kind of stuff and then i moved him into his house and as he was walking up to the front door he stopped to look at the sky and was immediately crushed by a falling satellite

i guess that’s just how life is sometimes

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what if you were walking down the street one day and bumped into someone and you both said ‘peasant’ at the same time and you became best friends

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