if you are breathing and find me attractive let me know
(Source: theyellowbrickroad)
why are girls like “oh it’s december i need a boyfriend to keep me warm” no you can buy a coat like the rest of the single people
one time i spent an entire hour making a sim that looked exactly like me and wore the same kind of clothes and liked the same kind of stuff and then i moved him into his house and as he was walking up to the front door he stopped to look at the sky and was immediately crushed by a falling satellite
i guess that’s just how life is sometimes
(Source: pizzaforpresident)
what if you were walking down the street one day and bumped into someone and you both said ‘peasant’ at the same time and you became best friends
(Source: anon-drea)
